about 5 hours ago

@WWIFlyingAce Think so.

about 5 hours ago

@HChahal96 Season? More like the decade.

about 5 hours ago

@koshtorontosun First time as a sports fan I remember not believing what had actually happened.

about 5 hours ago

Dear Mike Brown -- Please stop losing fights, I don't need 8,000 identical twitter replies. Your pal, DGB.

about 5 hours ago

@wraparoundcurl Get off my lawn.

about 5 hours ago

This reminds me of that game in '86 where the Leafs beat the Oilers 11-9, I said, before feeling incredibly old.

about 5 hours ago

@mlse No, Melnyk. Wants to crack down because Leaf fans booed Alfredsson too much.

about 5 hours ago

@mlse Did CGY and EDM owners will cry about the need for "zero tolerance" against mean Leaf fans?

about 5 hours ago

@mc79hockey I'm getting the Oilers sportsnet broadcast. Want to trade rage?

about 11 hours ago

@blogesalming @LexLupul On my way over.

about 11 hours ago

@LexLupul @blogesalming I hope not. What the hell am I going to do with TWO mother's basements?

about 11 hours ago

@blogesalming Shh. If you die young Tupac-style, your estate can release that and make a bundle.

about 16 hours ago

Can we just provide everyone with little handwritten notes that say “Check the box for yes” and get this nonsense over with?

about 16 hours ago

“I'll consider waiving my NTC if the team asks me.” – Every player. “We won't ask him to waive, unless he comes to us first.” – Every team.

about 3 hours ago

Someday, when the Brian Burke era dies, its tombstone will read "No seriously, I'm pretty sure our goaltending this year will be fine".

about 7 hours ago

@SpacemanSpiff67 Definitely, although nothing too significant (I hope).

about 7 hours ago

@NuttyPistons I ignore him. As should everyone.

about 12 hours ago

@MGeschwind Fair question.

about 13 hours ago

@Hockey_Mouth Well, MLB is the other extreme. Can trade cash for anything. Basically buying players, or giving them away for free.

about 13 hours ago

@Hockey_Mouth Various ways. Allow teams to keep some cap hit on contracts they trade away, or include small amounts of cash to offset.

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